The Best Page in the Universe

http://maddox.xmission.com

'We're going out on a limb here. This one is bound to piss off Boulderites.

So, let's start off with a disclaimer. The process of ass-covering is a good policy. Here it goes:

If you find yourself easily offended, do not view this page. If you do not find sarcasm to be humorous, you will not laugh at this. If you use the word misogyny at least once a week, this is not the site for you. Plain and simple, if you think the page is going to bother you, don't look at it. No one is forcing you.

For the thick-skinned and easily amused cynics, this is an ideal website.

Picture Dennis Miller's rants. Now, picture Dennis Miller using words that people without doctorate degrees can understand. Throw in topics like the size of a man's berries, an objective analysis of Bush vs. a box of Tic-Tacs, and tons of anti-vegetarian sentiments and you've got The Best Page in the Universe.

What makes this page worth visiting? If for nothing else, the man behind the page is a CU graduate. If that isn't convincing, and it doesn't convince some of us, some of the most attractive features of the site are the Photoshop drawings and their captions, and the excessive amount of hate mail and the responses to them. The main draw to the site, though, is the rants.

There are no holds barred for The Best Page. The site takes on everyone and everything from Christopher Reeve to hippies. For the most side-splittingly funny example, take a look at the links titled "I am better than your kids" and "More crappy children's artwork." It is The Best Page, at its best.

Keep in mind, people, these opinions expressed on this page do not belong to us. We are not responsible for what other people say. On the other hand, if it's funny, you'd damn well better believe we're going to laugh.