Roadside America

http://www.roadsideamerica.com

'Roadside America is kind of like a cross between a trashy, giant garage sale and a giant, trashy virtual scrapbook.

"Dat dere is Billy Joe in the Muffler Man head. Dat dere is Dave next to Amos the giant Amish statue at Zinn's Diner. Damn, dose Amish are a hoot!"

Okay, maybe not like that. Or, not entirely like that. It's just too difficult to not poke fun at something... especially Lancaster, PA. Home to many teenage Amish drug lords. Seriously, they exist. They get good stuff, too.

Roadside America is kind of like the working man's travel agent. It's a guide to some of the most offbeat and interesting sites in the States. It's not the stuff that you'd see in expensive trip guides. It's the stuff you'd pass by on a road trip and think, "Hmmm - that's weird." It's the kind of site that, growing up, you'd rather have seen than the lame-ass places your parents picked out.

Screw culture, this is what America is about.

Use Roger. He'll assist you. He's the "only wooden search engine" on the Net. You can use him to search by attraction, description, town or state/province. He'll help you find the oddest and quirkiest stuff in your hometown or the town you may be visiting on vacation.

Sadly, there are not many interesting or creepy sites in Boulder. The only link that turned up was info on "America's Favorite Cannibal," Alfred Packer. Yes, it mentions the Grill at CU.

Mmmm, tastes like chicken.

If you search Denver, a good many results will turn up. That's the way it goes. Boulder's normal and Denver's weird (? - ed.).

So, use this site to find out about the King of the Toilet Seat arts or Knight's Spider Web Farm and all sorts of other freaky shit on here.